Posh Test

I say old pal, so one believes one is posh? Are you the upper crust cream of Great Britain? Do you dream of finding your partner during ‘The Season?’ Do you enjoy classical music in a dinner jacket? Do you have dinner off china rather than tea off your lap? Do you find the policies of the Conservative Party utterly agreeable? Do you know the importance of manners? Sounds like you could be well posh in that case.

There’s only one way to be sure, and that’s to do test on this here site. Whether you are posh or not, once you’ve done the test you get a badge of honour that you can put on your own website – and as you’re posh, you probably own several.

Whatever happens, amuse one’s self with these tests, and please remember they are only meant for fun and not to be taken too seriously. If you comes up positive for Poshness and blow all your money on fancy things, we cannot be held responsible for setting free the inner toff.

Can you ride a horse?

Yes

At home, do you have a different set of cutlery for guests?

Yes

Do you remove your shoes before you enter your house?

Yes

Have you ever paid extra for a first class ticket?

Yes

Do you pronounce garage 'garahhj'?

Yes

Have you ever had a room called the 'study' in your house?

Yes

Do you own a Land Rover?

Yes

Do you have a mantelpiece?

Yes

Have you ever seen a polo game or boat race?

Yes

Do you eat your main evening meal at the dinner table?

Yes

Have you ever had a ski lesson?

Yes

Do you own a barbour jacket and/or green hunter wellies?

Yes

Did you call your parents 'mummy' and 'daddy' after the age of 10?

Yes

Does your household own more than one car?

Yes

Does your house have a name rather than a number?

Yes

Do you hide your spare loo roll under decorative covers?

Yes

Do you or any of your friends have double-barrelled surnames?

Yes

Have you ever been to a ballet or opera?

Yes

Do you have a real christmas tree at christmas?

Yes

Do you read the tabloids?

Yes

Have you ever bought jewellery from a catalogue?

Yes

Do you know how to use a bidet?

Yes

Have you ever used a french phrase in casual conversation?

Yes

Do any of your friends have a title? (Sir, Baron, Lord, etc.)

Yes

Do you know a Rupert or a Philippa?

Yes

Do you have your papers delivered?

Yes

Do you do your food shopping at Waitrose or Marks And Spencers?

Yes

Do you keep carrier bags?

Yes

Do you wear a fashion scarf / pashmina?

Yes

Do you say 'pardon my French' upon uttering a swear word?

Yes

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