How Vain Are You?

So here we have it, this fun test will decide how vain you actually are. Does your life solely revolve around me, myself and I, or do you actually have the occasional thought about someone else? Are you completely self centred and narcissistic or do you live your life to help and please other people? Take this test and find out the definitive answer, whether or not Carly Simon wrote her hit song ‘You’re so Vain’ specifically for you!

1. Do you think your friends are envious and jealous of you and your lifestyle?

Of course they are, look at me! Who wouldn't want to be me?

I've never really thought about it.

I hope not, I see my friends as equals.

2. You're with a group of friends talking, the conversation suddenly deviates away from you to another member of the group, what do you do?

Sit and listen to what my other friends have to say. It's good to hear what's going on in the lives of my close friends.

That would never happen, everyone who knows me, loves to hear my stories and hear me talk

I would just carry on talking over everybody until I've got everyone's attention again.

3. Do you think the world revolves around you and only you?

Yes

Are there other people in my world?

4. How many selfies a day do you take?

1 - 100

I hold the world record for the most selfies taken in a day!

5. When looking at photos of you and your friends are you the first person you look at?

Yes

6. How often do you talk about your accomplishments with others?

As and when they arise. Its always good to share accomplishments with your friends and vice versa.

I don't really like to talk about myself.

All the time, I love talking about myself and what I've achieved

7. How closely do you follow fashion trends and fads?

I stick to the local charity shops and hand-me-downs.

I just wear what looks good on me, and what I feel comfortable in.

I am the latest fashion. People always copy my fashion trends.

8. Do you see yourself as vain?

Yes

9. How does it make you feel when nobody notices how nice you look on a night out?

That isn't a problem I'm aware of. Look at me, People can't take their eyes off me!

Beauty is only skin deep, it's what's on the inside that matters!

It bothers me a little bit.

As long as I feel nice it doesn't bother me.

10. Are you interested in how other people are feeling?

Yes

People have feelings?

11. Can you empathise with other people?

Empa... I cant even say it!

Yes

12. Do you feel members of the opposite sex as well as the same sex as yourself, find you attractive?

Need you ask? I am irresistible to everyone one.

No, I'm not going to be everyone's 'cup of tea!

13. What do you think when you catch a glimpse of yourself in a reflective surface or mirror?

Not bad, not bad at all.

Ugh, I can't believe I just caught a glimpse of how I look. I hate looking at myself.

I can't believe how good looking I am. Who wouldn't want to look at me?

14. What do you think of compliments?

Everybody should compliment when you look this good! Fact.

I love to give them, helping to lift the spirits of another person is just great!

Compliments should only be given as and when they are deserved.

15. When things go wrong in your relationships, whose fault is it?

I think it's an equal split. Both of us are to blame.

It's always my fault. I just can't help myself.

It's never my fault, how could I be the cause of any problems. I am amazing, everybody loves me.

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