How Gay Are You?

So here it is, the ultimate fun test to find out just how Gay you are! Answer the following questions openly and honestly and discover if your still stuck in that closet with Aslan and The White Witch or whether you burst through them closet doors singing I am what I am, without a care in the world and the best set of Jazz hands this side of the West End.

1. What's your take on men's make-up?

Guyliner & Manscara all the way!

Make-up for men? Not a chance.

I'd only use it if i had blemishes and uneven skin tone!

2. You go for your haircut, where's the only place to get it done?

Your local barbers

Toni & Guy

Sod that, I'll do it myself. Crew Cut all the way!

3. How many musicals have you seen live in the past 12 months?

1-4

5 or more

Musicals are gay!

4. If you could take one of these women out for a drink and a meal who would you choose?

Marilyn Monroe

Salma Hayek

Barbra Streisand

5. What is your favorite TV show?

Ru Paul's Drag Race

Question of Sport

Gimme Gimme Gimme

6. What would your karaoke song be?

Dancing Queen

Wonderwall

Simply The Best

7. At the gym you mostly......

Hangout in the Sauna

Try to pick up chicks

Hangout out in the changing rooms

8. You are in a nightclub on the dance floor when Madonna 'Vogue' comes on, what do you do?

Leave the dance floor in a brisk manner and order a pint of Snakebite at the bar.

Stand centre stage and fully recreate the music video 'Voguing' your nipples off.

Tap your feet to the beat whilst singing the words under your breath, hoping no-one notices you smashing the famus name verse! 'Greta Garbo & Monroe, Dietrich........'

9. Just to make sure, Are you attracted to members of the same sex?

Haven't given it much thought.

Oh yeah, I am gay all the way.

Absolutely not, not a chance in the world

10. Have you ever had and enjoyed a consensual sexual experience with someone of the same sex?

Yes, as often as I can.

Only after one too many drinks

NO! Never!

11. What is your favorite colour?

Pink

Green

Lilac

12. Where is your ideal holiday destination?

San Francisco

Syndney

Russia

13. Who is your favorite female performer

Madonna

Lady Gaga

Jennifer Lopez

14. What would be your ideal car?

Landrover

Renault Clio

VW Bug

15. Who would you buy your car insurance from?

Sheila's Wheels

Admiral

Gay Wheels

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