How Clarkson Are You?

Jeremy Clarkson, TV presenter, car reviewer, comedy panel show member. He divides opinion like there’s no tomorrow, the epitome of a marmite man. For some he’s a last flickering beacon of old-school ‘speaking your mind’ in a world of political correctness gone mad. To others he’s an overpaid man child, a prejudiced buffoon or a down-right unpleasant bully. Our fun test here is to see how much like Jeremy Clarkson you are. Answer the questions below as truthfully as you can, and we will ascertain how Clarkson you truly are.

1. Which of these would you choose to eat after a hard day's work?

Something spicy and foreign.

Greasy spoon style full English.

A big juicy stake and chips.

A nice fresh organic salad.

6. You up for some extra-marital romance?

Yes

8. You stay in shape by.

Cycling.

Regular trips to the gym.

Boxercise.

Doing as little as possible.

9. Your car has stopped working, what do you do?

Take it to a garage.

Hit it with a hammer till it works again.

Get your hands dirty and fix it.

Swear at it, abandon it, buy a new one.

10. Something doesn't go your way, do you?

Move on, life's too short.

Stamp your feet and cry till it does.

Sort it out with some harsh words and the threat of violence.

Get upset, but cool off and forget about it.

Turn it into a positive.

11. Your ideal weekend would involve?

Quiet time with the kids and other half.

Driving around winding country lanes, wind in your hair.

Beer, wine, beer, whiskey.

Cycling the local lanes.

Golf.

14. Personal styling?

Immaculate - shaved, showered, scented.

Dragged through a hedge backwards and thrown into a pair of jeans.

Dressed by Marks and Spencer.

Appropriate to the rest of my age range.

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How Clarkson Are You?

1. Which of these would you choose to eat after a hard day's work?

2. Which would you never be seen dead in.

3. What music type do you like the most?

4. Which way do you usually vote?

5. Which holiday destination would be the best for you.

6. You up for some extra-marital romance?

7. Which of these smell the best.

8. You stay in shape by.

9. Your car has stopped working, what do you do?

10. Something doesn't go your way, do you?

11. Your ideal weekend would involve?

12. Which one of these colours is your favourite?

13. Your work colleagues...

14. Personal styling?