How Stoopid Is You?

Is you stoopid, or is you smart? This is not a straightforward IQ test, it will test your IQ, but we use a different set of measurements from the standard ones as you will see. Are you ready to take our test and find out if you are smart or a full blown ‘donkey brain’? Have fun and don’t forget to share your results.

1. Dothraki is:

A type of kebab.

A Greek Island.

The language of the Dothraki people.

The official language of Sweden.

2. LOL means:

Lots of Love.

Laugh out loud.

Lucifer our Lord.

3. A 'grease monkey' is:

A species of monkey from Grease.

A monkey made of grease.

A car mechanic.

4. When people eventually live on mars, they will need to wear:

Identification badges.

Cryogenic immersion trousers.

Space suits.

Very warm clothes as temperatures regularly fall below freezing.

5. The European Butter Mountain:

Has enough butter for 2.68 billion sandwiches.

Is located in Switzerland (next to a milk lake).

Refers to the European surplus output of mountains.

Refers to the European surplus output of butter.

6. A cheese eating surrender monkey is:

A circus act.

A random arrangement of words.

A military description of the French.

An acquired taste.

7. Two fish:

Are better than one.

"Will deliver us" Leviticus IV, Old Testament.

Can easily hide behind a castle.

Can lead to more fish.

8. Birds are generally smaller than whales:

Yes.

No.

True.

False.

9. A time machine cannot travel through space:

Yes it can.

No it can't.

I disagree.

None of the above.

10. Wholesale prices:

Are cheaper than retail prices.

Are what it costs to buy a hole in a sale.

What you pay for a full portion as opposed to a slice.

12. Complete the following - Mussels...

Need stretching before exercise.

Facilitate human motion.

When strained should be treated with heat.

Are shellfish.

13. The plural of horse is:

Flock.

Horsies.

Herd.

Horses.

14. The correct spelling of sausage is:

Sausige.

Sossage.

Sausage.

Sowsadge.

15. Pick an ice-cream flavour:

Raspberry Ripple.

Pistachio.

Blackcurrant surprise

If I don't pick an ice cream and just finish the quiz will it lower my stoopid score?

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