Chav Test

Has your collection of sportswear got all the important brands like da Nike and Reebok? You got more bling than Mr T and knows how to swig the Carling Black Label till you vomit in the street or fight some goth kids just for looking weird? Have you ever pawned all your neighbour’s electric goods down the local Cash Converters, to tide you over till your next Giro comes in?

Could be that you is a Chav. There’s only one way to be sure, and that’s to do our simple web test. Whether you are or not, once you’ve done the test you get a badge of honour that you can put on your own website if you is clever enough to steal one.

Woreva happens, have a laff with this test and please remember it’s only meant for fun and not to be taken too seriously. If you comes up positive for Chaviness, end up a regular pawning your gold and blow all your wodge on Burberry and Bling, we cannot be held responsible for setting free the inner chavster.

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Have you ever shopped at Co-op, Iceland or Hyper Value?

Have you worn Burberry check in the last year?

Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?

Do you know any straight men who wear earings?

Is your mobile phone on a 'pay as you go' tariff?

Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?

Are you into 'R&B'?

Have you ever worn gold jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos?

Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?

Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'

Have you ever got a present from a petrol station store?

Do you find blue LED lights attractive?

Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal?

Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?

Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?

Would you eat own brand baked beans?

Are there cans of Carling Black Label in your fridge?

Do you consider David Beckham someone to look up to?

Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?

Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?