Ahoy there mateys and snaggle-toothed shipmates!!! Welcome to Slackbeard’s Cove, and the home of The Pirate Test! It’s the only bonafidey way to find out whether ye be Mad Dog Pirate or Lily-Livered Landlubbing Lucy!
If Old Mr Nesbitt from next door beats you to a parking space do you leap out your car, hold a cutlass to his throat and demand a parlez? And did ye solve the problem of his cat crapping on your lawn by by loading your pistols with rusty nails and blasting a Fifi-shaped hole through his fence?
Could be you be harbouring an inner scurvy-ridden Salty Dog! Yo, ho, ho! Take the Pirate Test below!